The MOST IMPORTANT aspect of any successful Internet dating venture is your online profile. Personally, I use 2 profiles to attract dates. The bad boy profile which attracts a certain more wilder person, and the nice guy profile that attracts the nice girls you would be proud to bring home to mother. Feel free to steal and change these profiles. What ever you do, don’t just copy them as they are, it would look stupid seeing hundreds of profiles online exactly the same, and besides, you really should put your own personality into it, as this profile is about you and not about me.
Of course, you can use them as is if you want, but you will get better results if you tweak them to suit your personality. If you are the more cocky and confident person, use the “bad boy” profile, but make sure you are the same person online as you are offline or it will be a waste of time.

You must also have a photo on your profile!!!
If they give you room to put up more then one photo, don’t do it, just put one good photo up of you.
You may get professional dating photos on Lookbetteronline.com

The Bad Boy Profile

Intro: Top 10 ways to scare any guy off, including me, inside

Interests:

Music: Dance, trance, house, you know what I’m talking about. Ministry of sound etc. I also watch Video Hits, so you can rest assure that I’m up to date with every new rappers name and criminal record.

Reading: I read anything I can get my hands on. I run a publishing company, so I get paid to read.

Movies: Comedies! Love a good comedy. Teen comedies. Anything with breasts. Also anything set in the 18th and 19th century like Hornblower, Napoleon and boring crap like that. James bond!

Sport: I play professional cricket and basketball/league for fun. Like extreme sports and paintball. No, not laser skirmish,
ugh. Yes, I’m going to list going to the gym because I ACTUALLY do it.

Other interests: Sitting in my hottub looking out over the city listening to dance music. Love to travel, spent 6 months living in Spain and 2 years living in Perth. Cars, imports (supra’s!) and SUV’s.

Profile Body:

10. Tell him that he looks like your father
9. Tell him that he looks like your mother
8. Talk about your doll collection in third person
7. Talk about your recent hernia operation
6. Showing him the hernia in a jar
5. Confessing your love for hitler on the first date. You should wait at least 2 or 3 dates for that one.
4. Talk about your co workers annoying habits while pinching food off his plate.
3. Talk about children and marriage on the first date.
2. Say you look nothing like your photo after you sent him a photo of imogen bailey
1. Last but not least, never say “I’ve seen bigger” about any part of his body

Now if you promise not to talk about these things send me an email. Be warned I’m not looking for pen pals. I’m too much fun to be around to just leave it at writing emails. Next week I’ll list the top 10 things guys don’t want to hear women say, including my favorite, “That’s not the way my ex did it”.

Relationship sought: Short-term or Long-term Relationship with a Female

Ideal partner:
Between 18 and 45 years old
Incredibly intelligent and amazingly beautiful. Someone who finds my jokes funny is a plus. No stalkers or clingy people
please, I’m not sure what I’m looking for, but I know its not that. Someone who believes anything in life is possible, because it is!

The Nice Guy Profile
Intro: New to the scene…..

Interests:

Music: Most types, whatever is good at the time

Reading: Horror, Drama

Movies: Horror, Comedy, Drama

Sport: Swimming, Tennis, Rugby

Other interests: Art

Profile Body:

I’m an easy going nice guy, trying to find the right person, I enjoy intellectual conversations, late night beach walks, clubbing, music of most types, reading, tennis and swimming, among other things. Love pets, dogs and cats mainly, so you would need to be an animal lover.

I might party hard, but I also enjoy quiet nights at home watching a DVD, or doing things that couples do in their own private space.

With that said, I’m the type of guy of both extremes, so finding someone willing to spend quality time with has been more difficult then first thought, hence signing up with this site, hopefully it works out well???

Relationship sought: Short-term or Long-term Relationship with a Male or Female

Ideal partner:

Between 18 and 35 years old
I’m looking for someone who is understanding, uses common sense, someone who is confident in themself and knows where they’re going in life, and are happy with that direction. Age doesn’t mean that much to me, as long as there is a connection, building rapport between one another is important.

A Profile For The Older Gent Or Men Who Want To Attract Younger Women

Intro: A stick insect walks into a bar…

Interests:

Music: club mixes, trance, ministry of sound stuff and old stuff , rolling stones, acdc, 80’s. Fav track at the moment is scott bond vs solarstone 3rd earth remix.

Reading: yes, i can read. that’s why i buy those magazines, for the articles. Not the pictures, i swear.

Movies: lord of the rings trilogy, matrix..first two, third was…disappointing. Arthouse. subtitles don’t scare me and we’ve
already established that i can read.Currently hooked on Asian martial arts movies tho the only thing i know about ‘kung fu’ is how to spell it.

Sport: Not so much sport as fitness, gym, bike, run, kayak, ill have a go at most things. Also follow motorsport (mostly bikes) and golf. And, in a reversal of male/female stereotypes, you go to the footy, I’ll stay home and watch the grass grow.

Other interests: many and varied. you should ask me.

Profile Body:

I figure talking to yourself is acceptable but talking to yourself in a pirates voice probably isn’t. I started doing that today and i figure i need to get out more and meet some people before i topple over the brink into complete madness. Don’t be alarmed thou, all the sharp utensils are under lock and key.

OK, i realise this profile tends more toward the humourous rather than the serious which i guess is indicative of my personality so here are some details which might help to round out the picture.

I work as a paid firefighter, a job i love and have been doing for over 155 years. Days off are spent keeping fit, reading, going to the movies, riding bikes…both mountain and motor and, of course, looking for my favourite hat.

I have a large family whom i see fairly often but not often enough. I grew up in the country (or should i say i got older in the
country) but, after 20 years in melbourne, any trace of the “country boy” is well and truely gone.
Whilst I have your attention, can you please be who, and what, you say you are in your profile.

Ideal partner:
Between 25 and 42 years old , at most 5′7″/170 cm from AUSTRALIA
Hmmmmmm, Fit, fun, confident, adventurous, young or young at heart and can tell me where i left my favourite hat. It’s gotta be around here somewhere. Oh, on the off chance you do feel sufficiently inspired to send me a kiss, please include your photo password if applicable

Online Dating Guide for Men
Chapter 1 - Why Internet Dating?
Chapter 2 - Step 1: Understanding The Law Of Attraction!
Chapter 3 - Step 2: Find 3 Online Dating Sites To Put Your Online Profile On
Chapter 4 - Step 3: How To Write A Killer Online Profile With Samples!
Chapter 5 - Step 4: Learn To Write Effective Email Followups
Chapter 6 - Step 5: Learn How To Use Instant Messaging With Success
Chapter 7 - Step 6: Learn How To Use The Phone With Success
Chapter 8 - Step 7: Meet Up For The First Time And Be Confident!
Chapter 9 - Step 8: Control The Pace Of The Relationship
Chapter 10 - Step 9: Date Multiple Women
Bonus 1: How To Beat Shyness
Bonus 2: How To Walk With Confidence